Ghostly Sounds

Welcome one, welcome all to another one of my fabulous blogs. This blog is brought to you by... me, that's who. Enjoy and remember, don't forget the popcorn!

- Did you hear that?

- Yeah. That was the dishwasher.

- You know, mom thinks we have a ghost in the house???

- A ghost? Get outta here wit' that paranoia bull.

- Don't you mean paranormal?

- Isn't that a movie?

- Paranormal Activity?

- Naw, nah, one a dem damn cartoons. You know like Spongebob-n-shit?

- Dude, you're hopeless!


There you have it. Another one of those sweet senseless conversations. Do you know which cartoon he was talking about? That is the question of the day. Hope you all have a wonderful day.

THE CONFUZED AZIAN

iOS vs. Andoroid

Welcome to another one of my fabolous blogs. This topic is one of my favorites and to know that someone really reads this is just a joy. As always, never take more than a grain or salt out of this or a spore from a sponge to absorb the content. Hey, it's here so you waste a few minutes of your day to entertain or make you say, "Dear God, WHY!?!" So sit back in your chair, relax and enjoy another simple minded blog by your favorite guy in the world, The Confuzed Azian.

Glad you could join the discussion. Ok maybe not a real discussion. Am I the only lonely one? You ever go to a website page about the iPhone or the Samung whatever new model of either and eagerly run or should I say scroll to the bottom to read the comments. Some of those comments would read as such:...

DandyAndy

- You suck, you're just an iSheep!

Bubbles135

- Well, your'e just jealous cuz my phone looks better.

DandyAndy

- Screw you. My phone works better.

Bubbles135

- You're just a geek who likes to play with your phone. iOS just works......


And this little escapade goes on for, well, 300-500 comments until they all run out of breath and the last comment reads,

BizzySue777

- I don't care about any of you douchebags, my Windows 10 phone is gonna be better than all of you suckaz!

No real solution. Just name calling. Guess what I have for you all. A solution...

A modern day Gladiator. Here's what we do. We take a group of developers from the iOS and a group of developers from Android. Stick'em in an octagon, a ring, or a stadium with some paint ball guns and go at it. Last developer standing wins this old and boring battle for supremacy.

Unfortunately, their coordination would be off. The shots fired would be so terrible they might use all of the paintballs without ever hitting each other. Afterwards, they might only try to slug it out but this would be futile.

It would look like a girl fight with flaring arms in windmill motion without ever landing a punch. Now we have a bunch of tired developers on the floor and the last one standing would be the only one who didn't get exhausted because he sat in the corner with his laptop doing code.

This has been my wonderful attempt at some semblance of funny or at least stupidity to get you through the day. What do you think? Are people wasting way too much energy trolling each other about something so nonsensical. I'm almost sure of it...

THE CONFUZED AZIAN

A Good Blog. Emoji, Sad Face :(

I started reading blogs again. Sort of. I thought I could enjoy reading about someone else's life. Almost like peaking into the front door to see what they are up to like a burgular who takes nothing. Be that fly on the wall that always narrowly escapes the swat from a Wall Street Journal or one of those orange wiry fly-swatters. Enjoy the occasional buzz-by but try not to be too annoying as to have the owners stalking me everywhere I go. Trying mightily to get rid of this riffraff. Screaming at the fly "Leave My... DAMN HOUSE!" Err, blog, but to no avail. Mostly boring gibberish and I find myself being the fly looking desperately for an open window to get out of the house that bores and has no treats to land on. As an Asian guy I met once said, "No ruck!"

I want to read your blogs, but found that a good blog is hard to find. I write this with a desperate tone. Ok, maybe not desperate but deliberate might be a better description. I've been away from the blog community for quite some time. Oh you don't say. You really want to know how long? I'm embarrassed to even tell you. If you're really asking, almost ten years. So much has changed. 

First off,  I loved writing silly blogs on MySpace. Now, MySpace has been invaded by space aliens from Mars who want to sell you on the idea that it's the greatest platform for upcoming music artists. I can tell you, I have yet to meet a single person who still uses their MySpace. Some of my acquaintances might have an account, but their profile picture is when they were in 6th grade. I looked up coworkers and they couldn't believe that the account was never deactivated. We laughed at the old pictures and who they had in their top eight or lack thereof. I digress.

The reason I wrote this was I want to know. I'm a lazy ass who searches, gets confused (the reason for the Confuzed Azian name), stops looking for a good blog and does a quick search for porn. Porn for some reason is much easier to find online than a good blog. What I'm asking is for some advice. If you're willing to give it to me. Help me help you, If you write a good blog and think I should read it, hook a fella up. Comment and shoot me a link. I don't think links in the comments are disabled. If there are some good blogs you want to suggest, link them in a comment. 

So that's it. Hook a fellow reader up with some good stuff to read. I would appreciate it. If you enjoy what you read, don't be shy, come on back once a week or so. I don't plan on posting too many times a week unless I get some crazy following who insist I stroke my ego with my keyboard.


THE CONFUZED AZIAN


P.s. I'm sure you see it. Those hovering signs in the top right. Yup, those little buttons. If you enjoy my blog and perhaps want to follow me on any one of those sites, feel free. Me likey new friends. 

Gone Girl... Go on Girl

I've been making a solid effort to read more. Interestingly enough, as a child, I've always loved writing but hated reading books. I mean hated them. I think the reason was because my reading comprehension was bad, child who has HD-ADD (ADD in High Def) bad. Attention deficit that's so bad I couldn't even concentrate enough to pay attention to the directions of a Hungry Man meal bad (like I said I'm a portly fella and when it comes to food...). I really wanted to like reading but for some reason my mind would wander and it was a hopeless cause.

Fast forward almost 20 years later. I now have the patience and the ADD-ish tendencies have subsided a great deal. I can finally read directions, read magazine articles, an occasional short story, I'm sure you get the gist. I have started to grow a fondness for reading. Mind blowing to the old-self. Because of this, I thought I would give my take on a book I read, Gone Girl. I know, I know, but it's a movie right? This is the first time I can honestly say I read the book and don't want to watch the movie.

So here it is, the lesson I received from this book. SPOILER ALERT! Well, sort of. Never cheat on a psycho bitch. You never know what the bitch might do. Shit, you might even have to live with her the rest of your days because she's so fucking crazy. 

Very anti-climactic like the book. That small review sums up the whole book. Forgive me if I was being a bit too explicit but I think the emphasis was needed. That's pretty much how I felt after reading it and I am now mad for wasting two weeks on that garbage. Tell me. What did you think of this book or movie? Does my short synopsis pretty much characterize the book?

I appreciate any and all comments. As always, I hope you all have a wonderful day!

THE CONFUZED AZIAN

Just a quick reminder, if you like what you read and want more from me, just look to the top right. Add me to one or all of your social media outlets. Me likey some stalkers. Just saying...

Limp....FRIES.

I'm sure all of you are having another great day. And as if your day couldn't get any better, you decided to come to the right place to get cheery, laugh-ie, but definitely not cry-ie. It's just another wonderfully delightful blog by none other than The Confuzed Azian. Kick back, grab some popcorn with Michael Jackson, and enjoy another blog.

- Damn girl! You like those fries?

- Yup, the flavor was great. Nice and long... The way I like them.

- But their fries be limp. What'cha gonna do with some limp fries?

- Don't matter. They tasted good.

- Mmmhmm. Just because it taste good and it's long, don't mean you can do something with it when it's limp.

- And that's what she.... Nevermind.


This is just one of many stupid conversation pieces that I thought I would share. It is funny how a conversation about food can quickly turn into a conversation for those minds that need a bath soap to keep clean. This also brings up a great point. Get it, brings up... Never mind. Anyways, so the double standard is what I'm talking about. The double standard in that girls are ok with talking like that but when a guy does... BAM! Hit with sexual harassment. Oh well. It is hotter to hear it come from two women than it is coming from a dirty old man, DOM for short.

I hope you all enjoyed or at least stabbed at a few minutes to read my blog. When you're having conversations amongst your peers. Does this sort of thing happen? If it does feel free to share in the comments.

And as always, have a wonderful and spectacular day.

THE CONFUZED AZIAN

Warning

WARNING:

You like that? A double warning. I hope you all enjoy and I find ways to allow you all to continue to read my blog. So please come by and be yourself. That's all I ask. If your'e a troll, be the troll you are destined to be.

This is just a quick warning, reminder, or whatever you may want to call it. This blog is intended for a more mature audience with immature content. Ok, maybe not all of the content is immature. I am writing this to let you know that what I write may offend certain people with words that are profane. Not the A Christmas Story  kind of profanity such as filth flying filth. The actual word FUCK. If that offends you, may you leave now and never speak of this blog again. If you don't mind a little sailor style humor or writing, please read on...

THE CONFUZED AZIAN

About Me

I just wanted to take a quick second out of my day to give everyone a quick overview of who I am and what this blog will entail.

Some of the styles of storytelling are as follows:

Stupidly written humor
Funny Biographical Stories
Goofy dialog
Short Stories
Random quick thoughts on subject matter

A little about me:

I am a short port fella who is as you may have guessed asian, or am I white? Maybe latino with a mix of Caribbean? I'm not short, but part Filipino, white, and whatever else my mom or dad may have in the blood line. I love to laugh, am goofy, touching, and can be deep when provoked. I know one thing for sure, I enjoy writing and sharing what I write with all of you.

That's all I have to say for now and hope you enjoy what I do or don't do with this blog....

Have a great day.

THE CONFUZED AZIAN