Here it is. Since my blog is relatively new, I can only assume the gauge of readers would be somewhere between the no one on Earth is reading this except myself and that is only a mere edit job to maybe eleven. Ok, eleven might be far fetched. All I can say is this, whatever brought you to this beloved blog post, thank you and I hope you stick around long enough to read more.
An observation I made recently about the habits I and many others share online. There is only two reasons people get on websites. Tell me if I'm wrong here but the two reasons are in the title. People want to be either entertained by what they're looking at, or educated. Possibly both. I have to admit that I catch myself looking for some sneakers online and an hour into it, I'm looking at some cat pouncing off of a dresser and scaring the living right out of their owner. Am I the only one?
My quest begins with understanding this phenomena. The word phenomena reminds me of that song (LL Cool J, Something of a Phenomenon, look it up if you don't know what the hell the song is and allow it to become your LSS Last Song Syndrome) or an old X-File's episode where Scully's ginger ass is flirting with an alien as Mulder watches with intrigue. Then a green giant stick comes from nowhere and.. What is this you say? That's not X-Files? I digress. Where was I? Oh, yeah, the entertain or educate topic. So tell me, did you come to this blog to be entertained or educated? If it was the latter, umm... ugh... Sorry, I guess. Probably not the greatest url to use for a research paper unless it was a research paper about idiocy. In that case, great source SPORT!
Thank your for stopping by and I hope you enjoyed this quick waste of time. If instead of being educated or entertained, you wanted to waste a quick five minutes of your day, good job. You would have been successful. If you did enjoy the online quest, please be sure to subscribe, stalk, or randomly drop by to see if I have posted anything else.
THE CONFUZED AZIAN
THE CONFUZED AZIAN
