Limp....FRIES.

I'm sure all of you are having another great day. And as if your day couldn't get any better, you decided to come to the right place to get cheery, laugh-ie, but definitely not cry-ie. It's just another wonderfully delightful blog by none other than The Confuzed Azian. Kick back, grab some popcorn with Michael Jackson, and enjoy another blog.

- Damn girl! You like those fries?

- Yup, the flavor was great. Nice and long... The way I like them.

- But their fries be limp. What'cha gonna do with some limp fries?

- Don't matter. They tasted good.

- Mmmhmm. Just because it taste good and it's long, don't mean you can do something with it when it's limp.

- And that's what she.... Nevermind.


This is just one of many stupid conversation pieces that I thought I would share. It is funny how a conversation about food can quickly turn into a conversation for those minds that need a bath soap to keep clean. This also brings up a great point. Get it, brings up... Never mind. Anyways, so the double standard is what I'm talking about. The double standard in that girls are ok with talking like that but when a guy does... BAM! Hit with sexual harassment. Oh well. It is hotter to hear it come from two women than it is coming from a dirty old man, DOM for short.

I hope you all enjoyed or at least stabbed at a few minutes to read my blog. When you're having conversations amongst your peers. Does this sort of thing happen? If it does feel free to share in the comments.

And as always, have a wonderful and spectacular day.

THE CONFUZED AZIAN

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WARNING:

You like that? A double warning. I hope you all enjoy and I find ways to allow you all to continue to read my blog. So please come by and be yourself. That's all I ask. If your'e a troll, be the troll you are destined to be.

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THE CONFUZED AZIAN